Wired.com really out here wanting me to pay for a subscription to read their listicals

Some good ass journalism my dude

Motion sensor faucets can suck my nuts

artist-kuindzhi:
“Fishing on the Black Sea, Arkhip Kuindzhi
”

We got slugs

“it’s been a long ass fucking week”
-me, on tuesday

Man the this is so sad Alexa play despacito meme really sucks.

Your mcm still listens to grimes

@indeeptreble and I now own a kitty and his name is Butterbean Biscuit

Instead of quicken loans

It’s chicken loans.

Rip Young king Dave. Will be smoking doinks in your memory

venture-of-the-grey-race:
“ Gustave Doré. Dante and Virgil in Hell.
”

STEEL TOAD BOOTS

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